'Buy a metal detector': Rishi Sunak's money advice for 2021
26th November 2020
WORRIED about surviving the UK’s escalating economic apocalypse? Fear not because chancellor Rishi Sunak is here with advice for the hard times ahead.
Buy a metal detector
We’ve all been there – the pennies in your piggy bank don’t stretch to a loaf of Asda own-brand bread. But instead of any meaningful public sector pay rises, we’re offering reduced-price metal detectors – via our preferred government partner – so families can get out there and find the pennies that Britons threw away in the days of plenty.
From Daily Mash
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But you can only use it in public spaces (with local government permission of course!) if you are in a tier 3 area, if tier 2 then your garden is fair game with all those old lost coins to find......wow this is a fantastic scheme from the Chancellor, it will solve the economic crisis within a month
I have become comfortably numb