I was thinking the same, when they put a replica of king Arthur sword in portland rock on a round about at Wareham, it lasted about two months,before it was cut out.

Donnydave wrote:I wonder how long before the local pikeys weigh it in Unless its one of those cheap resin replicas

We tend to forget ,as Puffin points out, the farmers don`t "see" what is in the mashed MDF....I showed one of ours the scrap and he returned the next load. Furthermore there is an allowance of "non degradable" product in the compost mixes....something like 0.01% which doesn`t so...